Flash LaCash vs. Johnny JobberWho is this dude in knee pads, hat, and jacket who comes bounding into the ring eating a banana out of a lunchbox in the middle of the ring. What the actual fuck? That's what Flash LaCash is thinking when he spies this callow looking little guy who looks like he wandered into the wrestling room expecting a speedo wearing chess club meeting. Meet Johnny Jobber, a pasty prince who had no idea what's about to happen to him. "This ain't your daddy's

Ever dream of stepping into the ring with a seasoned pro

Ethan attacks those predominant abs

A few modeling photos later

and get ready for the beating of a lifetime

Catching up to them in a bright

Suddenly the distorting mirror is shattered

so Nick is out-classed

“Look at this

but he lacks the training

Both men are slow to get back up and continue

humorlessly

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