Garrett Thomas vs. Mighty VinnyVinny thinks he looks pretty good oiled up with that boyish face and beefy bod glowing in the lights. Poor Vinny. When will he learn that his joy is always short lived? Enter Garrett Thomas, who gets glistened up too. Vinnys excited to wrestle the great Boss Hog, and hes sure hes ready. Think youre in shape now? asks musclebound Garrett. The Boss Hog challenges Vinny to a sad flexoff, calling him the little boy (hey, the nickname fits!), and politely

Reno returns the love tenfold

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a devastating headlock and nut grabs

Drew straddles Paricutin

Perhaps the black trim on his sexy pink trunks provides a hint of things to come

all in black and gold

and a strangely satisfying session with the ropes that has Maverick taking his aggression out on Oliver’s face

KARN drops the wanderer on his head with DDTs until he finally knocks him out with a beautifully executed tombstone

but only for a second and just as Chet is starting to feel vindicated he finds himself locked in a full nelson and fading to unconsciousness

especially his bare feet

Scrappy’s arms are twisted like ropes

Favero slinks into the ring