The Dirty SanchezIts your birthday. You can do whatever you want, legally speaking. And good news: we checked the Constitution and your state and local laws, and the Dirty Sanchez is 100% not illegal. 1 So when your special someone looks you in the eyes with want to, give her a birthday surprise shell never forget. Arriba! 1For the love of God, do not take our legal advice. Were not lawyers. We make socks. Kick ass socks.

Call them tonight

Kick-ass socks

Fact: Every lady

0 self-respect

It’s your birthday

” give her a birthday surprise she’ll never forget

There’s no better way to make-up with your lady than to lay down

to avoid any confusion

So get in there

Including the Canadian one that will get too drunk and sex-up your grandma on the dance floor

Not special like when your grandma sends you $10 in a birthday card

now you can both see the TV