Fries Before Guys - Baby TeePriorities are clear. The order is non negotiable. One relationship provides reliable comfort and warmth. The other is just some kid at the playground. Choose wisely. The Details: White outlined text with red fill reads "Fries" flanked by hearts, above red bold text "Before Guys." Below, two retro cartoon mascot characters walk together: a pink heart with red cat eye sunglasses and a pink french fry carton with yellow fries, red sunglasses, and a

White text reads "Shits" arched across the top and "Giggles" curving below in bold retro rounded serif capitals

Back it up

cartoon characters of a red firecracker with a lit fuse and a red

Parenting is fine

clean sans-serif capitals stacked in two lines

Every circus needs a leader

A vintage Halloween poster-style design featuring dripping green text reading "Spook" and "Show" framing a three-eyed black cat with orange inner ears and an open mouth

Black and orange ink on a white background with a playful vintage Halloween vibe

Yellow hand-drawn arched text reads "C

Home games are standing room only (because nobody can sit down yet)

Vintage collegiate athletics crest layout in single-color blue on a heather grey tee

Halloween is just an excuse to lean into the fact that you have always been a little witchy