Junior Fit V-Neck T-Shirt

we needed this glorious New Hampshire Ultra Cotton Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt

because we’re envisioning Kool-Aid parties in Nebraska (hopefully spiked with a little hard liquor) whilst wearing this Nebraska Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt

Then get a slice of your own special Triple Crown with this Kentucky Heavy Cotton Ladies T-Shirt

ironically

That’s probably why it’s shaped like a mitten

Although you shouldn’t expect to see any mythical beasts or magical floating islands

here’s this spiffy Ultra Cotton Adult Long Sleeve T-Shirt that all you fans of the Midwest can wear

and if you love the Midwest or just the plain West

especially if you live anywhere on the claustrophobic Eastern sea board

Massachusetts is a mouthful

The Hoosier State is in the Midwest

and again in 1581