Drew Harper vs. Gabe SteeleDrew Harper (6'1", 215 lbs, Texas) Gabe Steele (5'9", 207 lbs, Puerto Rico) Its kinda weird to describe a big, beefy, muscular brute like Gabe Steele as cute, but theres just something about his big old smile, his mop of curly purple and blue hair, and the way he swings his arms when hes about to take somebody to the cleaners. Hes charming, and the prospect of getting that charm on the mats for some hardcore NHB fighting is really exciting, especially

On display for all clad in just his tight blue speedo

will they go for a true finisher

and feel his body struggling beneath yours as you roll

and Starr’s g-string-clad butt is ridden so hard his balls fall out in humiliating high def

but first I gotta pull up my socks

Too bad about his wrestling

which allows him to move and manipulate the massive man like a lump of hairy

sandy Boston crabs scare away real crabs

who finds himself in one compromising position after another

trash-talk fueled fighting

They also know that Ref is the rare older guy who has kept in fantastic

sweaty back-and-forth that ends with both dudes firmly pressed together in raging combat