Captain Spaulding's Hot Dog T-ShirtStep right up the show is about to begin. Inspired by the unmistakable look worn by Captain Spaulding in House of 1000 Corpses, this light beige sand colored tee is a tribute to one of horrors most iconic roadside weirdos. Simple, classic, and instantly recognizable to fans, the neutral sand tone mirrors the vintage t shirt worn by the foul mouthed clown proprietor of Captain Spauldings Museum of Monsters & Madmen. Its the kind of shirt that feels

Because nothing says “self-care” like a scream-filled shower scene

coffin-shaped box for a hauntingly elegant presentation

Perfect for horror fans who like their self-care served with a side of satire

it’s like washing your hands in a spooky forest… minus the screams

A loving nod to the original scream queen

grounding scent of cedarwood and the vibrant tang of blood orange essential oils

or surviving one more sequel

The design mirrors the iconic retro lettering and blazing orange-yellow gradient

and rock-and-roll chaos

whipped cream

Travel size camp themed self (s)care products

this heavy canvas eco-friendly tote measures 13