Blow Me Eat Me BooCardQuite possibly the greatest creation since the typewriter itself. Introducing our BooCard, its not a sock, its not a greeting card, its literally both. Now you can kill two stones with one bird and give the gift of socks and a hilarious, heartfelt message in one incredible package. This BooCard features our Blow Me Eat Me birthday socks and a tasty message, perfect for telling that special someone you want to spread frosting all over and eat them like

Rally your birds and get ready to flock up the dance floor

Slide into these fashion statement socks and compliment your newfound confidence with a cold one

They’re also made with real chickens

10% combed cotton

Or just send 10 pairs to yourself so you can be the life of the party flock from the comfort of your own home

55% combed cotton

Art By: Grace Owens

35% combed cotton

we can't believe it either

Now you can own your secret addiction and tell the barista to pumpkin spice the fuck out of that latte

Art By: Aivilo⎟ @aivilo

Whatever way you take your eggs