30th - New machine at the gymFunny 30th birthday card by On the Ceiling 'There's a fab new machine at the gym. It does absolutely everything!' she said. 'Kit Kats, Maltesers, crisps . . .' Thirtieth birthday card with a funny caption showing a woman talking about a great new machine that's arrived at the gym. Rather than a fitness machine, this sounds suspiciously like a vending machine! From the On the Ceiling range published by Emotional Rescue. This greeting card measures

relaxing time

then stand-up really quickly

Well-observed humour from Rosie Made a Thing

I saw this card and thought of you

*Every other day is about me

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Young enough to get drunk and fall over anyway

From the illustrations and clues

Published by The Great British Card Company

Greeting card measures approximately 6 x 4 inches and inside reads Happy Christmas

Humorous greeting card by The Little Dog Laughed

Published by Quitting Hollywood