Today, I Will Rule All!Alan is king of the universe. Well, not yet. But he WILL be. Join Alan and Fido on more hilarious adventures as they try to take over the universe as long as they're home in time for tea, of course.

his mischievous sense of humour and his hard-working performances on the pitch

but also the whole town

Claudius is convinced to adopt her thirteen-year-old son Nero

uncomplicated experience she was sold

before the clock strikes midnight

designed to inspire slow exploration of coasts

fish-freezing waves

Selected from Crace's much-loved Guardian column

all designed to help us analyse our personal style of thinking

From the Pulteney Bridge in Bath to Culzean Castle in Ayrshire

The renegades about to attack the city used to be his companions

Under threat from a powerful military intelligence officer