Tardigrade Night LightThis ceramic Tardigrade Night Light looks like a classy piece of science nerd art during the day, but turn it on at night and it glows a reassuring green color. At 4 1 8" x 2 1 4", its many times larger than an actual tardigrade, which means you can see it at night without a microscope. Youll wish it could make its way over to your ear to whisper tiny lullabies into your ear, Hush little tardigrade, dont you cry. Mamas going to sing you the first one

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It’s a collectible figurine of a skeleton in a jackalope costume holding a tiny doll dressed as a unicorn

As much as you dream that it will eventually happen

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Are you too chicken to be vulnerable

These days

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why not imagine you're searching for Bigfoot

Note: These postcards are vintage

We all dream of owning our own herd of bleating

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Isn't the real prank that you're dooming your sister or brother to months and months of sitting on a whoopee cushion and pretending to be fooled by the trick candy