Beyond The Boot CampsFrom selling fruit and veg out of his car boot after training, to life under lower division eccentrics such as John Beck and Barry Fry, TALES FROM THE BOOT CAMPS was Steve Claridge's hugely entertaining and successful autobiography of life outside the Premiership. After more than a thousand appearances with twenty two clubs, Steve Claridge finally hung up his boots at the age of 41. By retirement, he'd experienced a vivid and varied footballing life,

including attention-deficit disorder

Missing numbers

Alec picks the lock but when he eventually opens the door what greets them is not a cache of wine but the stench of a dead body

easy-to-follow tips and powerful statements

Thirteen isn't always unlucky

Setting out a year-long curriculum based programme for education and youth professionals

Arctic Ocean riches

Some are concerned with domestic matters

The lovable and haphazard knight is back on another quest to find the finest feathers in the kingdom to fill the royal pillow and stop the little princess making that terrible noise

the country is changing

and in the novel's hilarious

and she has a special ability capable of overwhelming even the Fourth Primogenitor