Rod of Spanking [Unhinged]Set: Unhinged Type: Artifact Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1} {2}, {T}: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?" Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .

"The Valley of the Black Pig"

"Look to the south

Set: Planar Chaos Type: Creature — Human Wizard Rarity: Rare Cost: {1}{U} {T}: Draw two cards

Set: Mirage Type: Creature — Basilisk Rarity: Rare Cost: {4}{R}{G} Whenever Rock Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a non-Wall creature

Smash' song

Whenever a card is put into an opponent's graveyard from anywhere

Colossus of Sardia doesn't untap during your untap step

Goblins Type: Creature — Merfolk Soldier Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U} Whenever a permanent you control becomes untapped

{R}: Skyship Stalker gets +1/+0 until end of turn

you may exchange control of target creature you control and target creature an opponent controls

They ride on waves of Æther

Set: Antiquities Type: Artifact Creature — Golem Rarity: Rare Cost: {9} Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking