Hugs 25 Cents - Baby TeeYour kid is running a small business and the margins are tight. The 529 plan is not going to fund itself, so the hustle starts now. Inflation has not hit the hug market yet. The Details: White ink on a red background features the text "Hugs 25" in bold arched retro block letters at the top. A retro cartoon heart character with a smiling face, arms outstretched, and walking legs stands in the center. Below, the tagline reads "College Is Crazy

Cute spooky cartoon style on a black tee

World champions of the full-body meltdown

" in a bold serif font

" Beneath the text sits an illustrated skeleton in profile

A brand built on two core competencies

the volume is loud

and yellow on a natural cream tee with a playful children's club badge aesthetic

Brown text reads "Pass Gravy Not Judgment" in chunky rounded hand-drawn block letters stacked in four lines

Your kid earned this jersey with years of selective hearing

The summoning circle is just a French press with better marketing

Peak festive behavior

"The Ball Sees All" appears in flowing italic script below in quotes