Shartsville Booty Browns Baby BodysuitEvery town needs a team. This one plays dirty, literally. The franchise has never had a clean game and the fans love it. The Details: Dark gray vintage athletic design reads "Shartsville" arched across the top in distressed block capitals. A stylized "SB" monogram logo with a registered trademark symbol sits in the center. Below, two stars flank "Booty" in bold block text, with "Browns" in large distressed block letters and a classic baseball swoosh

He knows when you're awake

arched across the chest

Your kid has fully accepted who they are and what they do to white clothing

"TRD" and "MRK" flank the eye

Small decorative snowflakes and stars are scattered around the text

Small circus accents (stars

and sneakers

First bottle

surrounded by stars and a crescent moon

The text uses a chunky retro rounded font with no additional graphics

Membership is open to anyone under four feet tall with zero impulse control

The rules at Grandma's house are simple: unlimited snacks