Dark Matter Muddler – The Badass Fruit SmasherIs this muddler badass? Youre damn right it is. Weighing in at a hefty 14 ounces, the Dark Matter Muddler has the kind of presence that makes limes nervous. One end is rounded for those delicate muddles (mint, berries, your fragile ego), while the other has a harder edge for when you need to unleash total citrus devastation. Made from food grade plastic (the same tough stuff used for cutting boards), this beast is dishwasher safe, smell proof, and

5cm long with a textured flat head

The polished silver finish

you’re basically just cosplaying as a bartender

your fragile ego)

With its built-in strainer and snug-fitting cap

It's compact

Some cocktails deserve a proper stir

it keeps every shake tight and every pour smooth — no leaks

Finish: Jet-black plating (blackout finish)

Caliber (Top Diameter): 9 cm

Material: Metal (so it doesn’t feel like a Happy Meal toy)

Care: Dishwasher safe / easy rinse