Fries Before Guys Baby BodysuitPriorities are clear. The order is non negotiable. One relationship provides reliable comfort and warmth. The other is just some kid at the playground. Choose wisely. The Details: White outlined text with red fill reads "Fries" flanked by hearts, above red bold text "Before Guys." Below, two retro cartoon mascot characters walk together: a pink heart with red cat eye sunglasses and a pink french fry carton with yellow fries, red sunglasses, and a

The monoline script has a smooth

"Lebowski" in red

Orange and black ink with "ATTACK" in large horror-movie style distressed lettering at the top

The parenting hot potato that keeps bouncing until someone finally says yes or the kid just does it anyway

Typography-only design with a clean

and that counts

Lurking is a vibe

Clean white ink on a black tee with a bold holiday-meets-rock vibe

" The tantrums come fast

and other holiday sweets

Two red lightning bolts flank the slingshot on either side

a can-shaped cylinder of cranberry sauce sits on a white plate