Camp Crystal Lake Counselor - Adult Unisex TeeThe job listing said fresh air, lakeside views, and working with kids. It did not mention the other stuff. Some summer camp gigs have better retention rates than others. Inspired by Friday the 13th. The Details: Yellow retro script text reads "Camp Crystal Lake" above a vintage lake scene illustration featuring a crescent moon, pine trees, mountains, and moonlight reflecting on water (in blue and white tones). Below, yellow block text reads

White retro script text reads "Ghosting People" above an orange-bordered rectangular illustration of an orange ghost character sitting on a green couch holding a phone

Navy text below reads "Division" and "Champs" in two lines with a small tail swoosh on the S

Mashed potatoes on the floor

Styled like a classic baseball jersey

stacked across three lines

Red and green stacked block text reads "Drink

In the center

Printed in green and orange ink on a navy tee with a bold vintage Halloween poster style

Bold white text on a dark background reads "Today Was A Good Day" stacked across four lines

but here you are

The text reads "Goin' Off" in bold block lettering with a red and blue color scheme

this energy