Bimbo - Orange Vanilla Jasmine SoapAnother nip slip, Janet? It happens to the best of us the best of us being yours truly of course. Oh, how I miss a good old roaming nipple romp! And although I've been busy seizing the means of production, I still take the time to bathe myself in the most luxurious, small batch soap scented with orange, vanilla and jasmine. Am I too bougie to piss my pants and tell the cops to fuck off because my soap is handcrafted with the best ingredients a woman

just like schnapps at a gay bar

They should thank you

Well bend over and distract them from that receding hairline by washing with our Prep-permit Poppy Soap

vanilla and jasmine

Fool forgiving friends

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handcrafted

And although I've been busy seizing the means of production

you finally have a way to not-so-subtly boost your partner's perception-check on their crypt of a cooch with our natural

I tell you this: I put on my rhinestone pasties in the morning and don my sequin assless chaps at night just like every other girl

Even the smallest

and lovers to enemies by washing yourself with our luscious peaches and cream scented soap