Polar Bear's Toenails Youth TeeThe coolness scale needed a new benchmark. Science was consulted. The results are in. The Details: White brush style text reads "Cooler Than A" wrapping around a detailed white line art illustration of a polar bear sitting down, with "'s" after the bear and "Toenails" in large brush lettering below. Single color white print with a hand drawn, slightly rough texture on a royal blue tee. The Fit & Fabric: Solid Colors: 100% Airlume combed and ring spun

Your kid is the rooster nobody asked for but everyone is stuck with

Gold distressed arched text reads "Whiners" at the top

the text reads "My Name Is Knuckles" in bold uppercase block letters

Just because they are loud

sitting with crossed legs

Blue distressed arched text reads "Doodooville" above a peace sign hand gesture icon flanked by two stars

It is a brand

The commitment to being this way is full-time and the benefits package is non-existent

the tantrums are loud

Orange dripping text at the top reads "Stay" in a melting retro font

All you can do is hold the box and watch

and the conductor is covered in yogurt