Son of a Witch - Baby TeeYou know exactly what this says, and so does every other parent at the playground. The beauty of Halloween is plausible deniability. The Details: Green retro bubble text arched across the top reads "Son Of A" with a colorful illustration of a witch riding a broomstick below, serving as the visual punchline. The witch wears an orange pointed hat and orange dress with a green cape, surrounded by orange stars, dots, and small bat silhouettes. Printed in

Simpler times

standing beside a black cat with an orange crescent moon behind her

The kitten holds a smaller red heart that reads "You'll Do" in white text

Less eye of newt

The candle is lit

A granola bar up the sleeve for emergencies

and blue ink on a navy tee with a vintage athletic trophy aesthetic

A smiling scarecrow in orange overalls and a brown top hat stands with arms spread over orange pumpkins and hay

sitting inside a red heart with a white scalloped lace border

The duality of toddlerhood is real

Cookies and milk

The entire design is printed in a single distressed golden-yellow ink on a heather royal blue tee