Son of a Witch Toddler TeeYou know exactly what this says, and so does every other parent at the playground. The beauty of Halloween is plausible deniability. The Details: Green retro bubble text arched across the top reads "Son Of A" with a colorful illustration of a witch riding a broomstick below, serving as the visual punchline. The witch wears an orange pointed hat and orange dress with a green cape, surrounded by orange stars, dots, and small bat silhouettes. Printed in

Side B has not been released yet

and white collar

The pickle has a smug grin

followed by "ALPHABET PROBLEMS" in massive bold block capitals dominating the center

Your kid's daycare class needed a team name and honestly

The bottom tagline "Got Buns

The nap schedule runs this house

Universal language

Coolness isn't taught

a gold belt buckle

Every piece of furniture is a jungle gym

The Terrible Twos are not a phase