Undead And UnemployedAnd the first who shall noe the Queen as a husband noes his Wyfe shall be the Queen's Consort and shall rule at her side for a thousand yeares.' The Book of the Dead. 'If that rat bastard Sinclair thinks I'm going to be his wife for a thousand years, he's out of his f***** mind.' From the private papers of Her Majesty, Queen Elizabeth I, Empress of the Undead, Rightful Ruler of the Vampires, Consort of Eric I, Lawful King. Nothing can make Betsy

the "mulatto" steward

turning the local haunted house into a charming bed-and-breakfast

Set in New Orleans in the years after the Civil War

It will take danger

the war is still ongoing

was Charles Dickens's childhood inspiration for Ebenezer Scrooge

the sweet tax money from becoming the lord of Winston

Starring Jeff Bridges John Goodman Julianne Moore Steve Buscemi and John Turturro The Big Lebowski has grown into a cult classic more than a decade after its original release

Hester is determined to help him and

Jim Qwilleran's latest commission is a piece on Junktown - a ghetto of antique dealers and collectors living in genteel decay

But it isn't long before a small butterfly of worry starts fluttering in his tummy

but stovetop cookers last a lifetime