The Nifty Fifty*FINAL SALE: NOT ELIGIBLE FOR RETURNS EXCHANGES* Awesome patriotic one piece? Check. Fabric: Polyester spandex blend. Fit: In true retro fashion, this one piece swimsuit hits high on the hips and rides low in the back just like your mom rocked it back in the day. Details: Non padded Radical print Matches the men's Fruited Plains

These ain't your run-of-the-mill khaki shorts

You make the mountain rules

no not a man

mostly flamingos

Winnipesaukee

Other details: Two back pockets

Little know fact

ANOTHER ONE

Mesh-pocketing for quick drying

In fact they'll endorse your slumber

Back pocket big enough for the largest of iPhones (or Android

and high kick-ability