I Accidentally Locked Down a WitchWho has time for crazy ex girlfriends and witches from new worlds when you're trying to build an empire? Shontae Carter has built her fitness sanctuary from the ground up, armed with protein bars, sass, and zero tolerance for diet culture nonsense. She's not just helping women lift weights, she's helping them lift each other up. And with a big TV spot to drum up new business, everything is right on track until a mysterious (and absurdly gorgeous) new

Skylar is done with offline relationships—especially romantic ones

like a tumultuous sea to a constant shore

who she’ll be working closely with

who Rosie has been stalking—for lack of a better word—on Instagram for the last few months

Hells never been hotter with the long-lost spawn of Satan firmly where she belongs

forced proximity hockey romance with found family

But are the sparks between them just the magic of Christmas

featuring everyone’s favorite trope: only one horse

his muscles are bigger than my head

This high-quality

because he’s making a play for my heart

If only he could’ve lived up to the potential Data saw in him