Hangry Tag Baby BodysuitSnack delays are a human rights violation when you are three feet tall. The window between "I'm hungry" and full supervillain is about ninety seconds, and there is no negotiating with someone who skipped their crackers. The Details: A classic red and white "Hello" name tag sticker design with "Hello" in bold white sans serif on a red banner, "I AM" in smaller white text below, and "Hangry" hand written in black script across the white name field. A

They are salty

Dark red distressed block text reads "Taco Time" arched in two lines at the top

small navy text reads "Waaahh League Champs" stacked in three lines

Just facts

Black drippy horror text reads "Monsters" above and "Beware Of Me" below

no graphics

cracked texture gives it a worn vintage feel

a white fluffy beard

and a fluffy white beard

Inspired by The Big Lebowski

Printed in blue and red on a white tee with a vintage minor league baseball graphic style

Below sits a large white number "1" in a bold collegiate block font