Long Sleeve T-Shirt

We had to put something on our apparel

And also a new New Mexico Heavy Cotton Ladies T-Shirt

This Indiana Heavy Cotton Adult T-Shirt celebrates the agricultural contribution of Indiana to our nation

with an American Flag lipstick print you can let everyone know youre from the best state

It’s amongst the same group of states whose people are of the surly and too-busy-to-care variety

This shirt is perfect for Patriotic Hollidays like the Fourth Of July which is coming up soon

Let’s hope that you’re actually not property of the state

From dense forests to plentiful bodies of water

But word to the wise: never call it Cloud Gate

If you want a history lesson

Years of inhaling printing ink has made us a little bit loopy

put us out of our ‘Missouri’ and just choose one already