Xtra Cling - Baby TeeClingy is not a phase. It is a feature. This product was designed to attach to the nearest parent and not let go under any circumstances. Brought to you by the fine people at the U. B. Smothered Company. The Details: Navy distressed text at the top reads "TRDMRK" in small caps. Below, large navy bold block text reads "Xtra Cling" in two lines. Underneath, navy text reads '"Sticks All Day!"' in quotes, followed by "Brought to you by the U. B. Smothered

Underneath the rainbow and clouds

both with smiling faces and tiny arms

Carpool lane

Somewhere between angel and unhinged

a vintage 1950s-style illustration of a little girl in a red Santa dress and hat hugging a brown spotted fawn deer in a snowy scene with a green Christmas tree

text-only design with a political campaign parody aesthetic

Orange dripping text at the top reads "Stay" in a melting retro font

The full resume

Organized labor starts early

Above the script

"For Naughty Boys & Girls" appears below in smaller black text

" in two lines